Ok, now I feel a bit girly with back to back posts about kittens and puppies, but I came across this site the other day and realized exotic cats are the coolest pets ever. Even if you don’t like cats because they are wimpy and boring, how about a cat that weights 100 lbs and lives 35 years? That manly enough for ya? To add on a little more testosterone… apparently the best thing to feed them is raw meat. While it might get expensive giving them a KC strip every day, you at least get a bit of satisfaction out of it by owning a pet that you have to throw a slab of meat down on the ground and watch it go to town rather than feeding it a can of wimpy cat food.
Clawing your face off versus owning the coolest pet ever? Easy choice, get the cat. Maybe I’ll get a Liger to play with my new bobcat.
“So what if I don’t have any ears, you know how many chicks I get?!?”
I call this guy Simba.
This is what they can turn into
This also reminds me of the time at Rockfest ‘96, probably in between Rollin’s Band and Sammy Hagar, I think I paid $20 to play with this baby bengal tiger and have my picture taken.
Tamra, me, & TJ. God my hair was so awesome back then.
4 Comments for My next pet…
Teej | June 9, 2005 at 4:30 PM
Derek | June 9, 2005 at 4:35 PM
Hell yeah I have it. I paid good money for that shot.
So yeah, you can use it, as long as I get royalties. :p
Teej | June 9, 2005 at 4:55 PM
I’ll be making millions off this shot!
I’ll give you a 50/50 cut!
Teej
Teej | June 9, 2005 at 5:11 PM
Amazingly enough my hair looks very similar to what it does in that picture, minus the awesome bowl cut.
The 90s rocked.
Teej
Woah, who’s that handsome devil on the right?
Glad to see you still have this shot, you don’t mind if I steal this content do you?
Teej